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"boredalways" (boredalway666) 04/17/2020 at 04:00 • Filed to: Shitposting, Sleepwalking, Shitpostwalking

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Snuze: Needs another Swede > boredalways 04/17/2020 at 05:47

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One time I was sitting in one of our remote field labs at work and I look up and there’s a giant land crab on the wall! We’re in the middle of a really important test, lots of big-wigs from the government are there. So I lean forward to the guy sitting at the work station in front of me and whisper quietly, so as not to alarm anyone, “pssst , I’m not trying to alarm you, but there’s a giant crab on the wall”

Well he jumps up and goes “OH SHIT! THERE’S A GIANT CRAB ON THE WALL!” and pandemonium ensues!  Eventually somebody grabs a bucket and a big screw driver and attempts to corral the crab. Instead of cooperating, it climbs across the wall onto a power panel and wedges itself behind the conduit supplying power to the panel, so all we see are 2 big claws sticking out and it’s like “come at me, bro!”  We had to wait like 4 hours for it to get brave enough to venture out from behind the panel so we could scoop it up and take it outside.  

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/17/2020 at 07:26

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I knew a guy who was ex-Air Force who told a story of being at NAS Lemoore in the California Central Valley and he went to the head and on the wall above the door, scrawled in feces, were the words, “MARINES RULE.”

How are you and yours holding up?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/17/2020 at 07:36

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scrawled in feces, were the words, “MARINES RULE.”

Sounds about right.

We’re doing well. Wife and doggo are great, I’ m hanging in there. This hernia is killing me, there’s so much more I could be accomplishing if I wasn’t broke. I’ve been teleworking this week - the cleaning lady at our building tested positive for COVID-19 so they shut they building down and are ordering us to stay home until at least Monday, though it’s possible I could be stuck home next week as well. So far I’m fine, though, no symptoms .

How are you and your family doing?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/17/2020 at 08:05

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Too many blessings to count, though currently struggling to correct some faulty advice from my tax preparer that’s messing up the stimulus payments to my daughter. Beyond that, we are comfortable and getting used to being roommates.

boredalways > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/17/2020 at 08:32

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Moral of the story, don't panic 

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > boredalways 04/17/2020 at 08:33

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Someone from MAryland?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/17/2020 at 08:34

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Overall that sounds good. Sorry about the tax thing. I’ve been in a similar boat - back in 2017 I did a lot of work in Canada. My accountant at the time really screwed my taxes up, we ended up overpaying by $15,000, and this was right after we bought out house. My employer wanted more money for “tax equalization” and I got suspicious and hired another accountant and found out just how bad the first guy screwed up. It took me until this year to get things right. I hope you get your daughter’s situation all straightened out soon.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/17/2020 at 08:38

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It’s all much simpler than that, but my preparer is annoying me and I guess the moral of the story is that at the end of the day, we’re the one signing the returns. Did you sue the other guy for malpractice?

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/17/2020 at 08:42

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No, he actually ended up going out of business. Anyways it wouldn’t have been worth my time. My wife is much smarter and more financially literate than I am, so we had the reserves that we could absorb the initial blow. It wasn’t fun but we survived. Now if I hadn’t been in a position to afford his screw up, that would have been different. 

MoCamino > boredalways 04/17/2020 at 08:52

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Urambo Tauro > boredalways 04/17/2020 at 09:14

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Maybe little pinch?

boredalways > Urambo Tauro 04/17/2020 at 10:27

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Nope!